ISSUE ONE EXTRAS: State Of The Fart

A lawyer and a scientist have gotten together in America and created a new invention that could radically change the way we live: The Subtle Butt, a fart patch that can defang even the most venomous of farts. Patented by a Californian lawyer who loves a good bowl of chili (basically an American curry loaded with beans, pure fart fuel), the contraption works like so: the fart patch, adhered to the general blast area of the underwear, is composed of a fabric impregnated with activated carbon, which bonds with what scientists call stinky molecules, effectively trapping and neutralizing odours. Now if they could only do something about that tell-tale sound…

For your viewing pleasure, the Subtle Butt.